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I give it six months

Back in the 90s, a Yosemite Park ranger claimed he was shot by someone he stopped acting suspiciously. Turns out, he shot himself and made up a story about a deranged gunman to cover it up. A manhunt ensued, the usual (innocent) suspects rounded up, and about six months later, park rangers everywhere had gone from helpful conservationists and guide to armed and obnoxious LEOs. They used the incident to ask for guns, got them, and even though it was bogus, never looked back. And now you can get tooled by an armed ranger anywhere in the ditch.

It’s no coincidence that that’s when the Center of The Universe was shut down.

I give it six months before the TSA goons are armed. Even though they have no police training, are basically minimum wage slaves, untrained, and wear uniforms. They’ll be up before Congress saying that the LAX incident proves they need guns. Then next time you’re going through the useless billion dollar porno-scanners, it’ll be an untrained minimum wage slave with a gun that you’re dealing with.

I predict more citizens shot waiting in TSA lines in the near future. And of course, every shooting will be justified. As every shooting is now. No matter how many of the shots are in your back.

In other news, the NYC marathon went off without a hitch, due to high levels of security. Don’t expect that to go away anytime soon. Even though the next attack won’t be at any such highly guarded target.

Correlation is not… ah, never mind

Washington says Snowden leaks about spying on allies caused tension with allies.

Or you know, maybe it was the spying.

Op-sec and blowback, aka good fences make for good neighbors

Given the recent past of US security chiefs committing perjury, and failing to understand operational security, it's not hard to believe that they might also have no concept of diplomacy and blowback.

What could possibly go wrong?!?

Well, so far, nothing. No events of consequence yet. Except the now inevitable, slow-moving, but inexorable process towards a closed and non-interoperable web. The network will now begin to look like China. Each country will have its own firewall, its own backbones, and the world will slowly move off into true walled gardens, little AOLs and Compuserves. Though that process was beginning in other ways, with all the information on the social networks being walled off from the rest of the network.

Maybe it was never really that open and free. But the illusion created a trillion dollar industry from scratch. What will the inevitable blowback from the upcoming fence-building create? Aside from more jobs at the NSA.

Picture of the day, 23 October 2013

US floor

Picture of the day, 13 October 2013

red crane

Of course they’re only looking for terrorists

So when the NYC Police put undercover agents/provacateurs in Occupy Sandy, Occupy Wall Street, Critical Mass, political protesters, and anti-war protesters, it’s ok. Just don’t expect the same guy to act like a cop when there’s an actual crime going on. There’s no duty to protect amongst our new professionals.

Life imitates jokes

There is an old, old joke:

A group of cavemen (it’s old, I said) are sitting around a fire. They’ve known each other so long, and so well, that they’ve simply assigned numbers to all the jokes. So they’ll sit around the fire, and one will say “23”, and the others laugh uproariously. “53”, says another, and they roll on the cave floor.

One night a fellow from the tribe on the other side of the hill visits, and after butts are sniffed and beer quaffed, he observes the locals in this ritual. He asks what’s going on, and Ug tells him. After a few more beers, he decides to try his hand at it. “42”, he hollers out.

Silence.

The party breaks up, and he pulls Ug aside to ask if 42 is an unfunny joke, or not assigned. Ug says “No, it’s funny. It’s just how you told it.”

In the online circles I frequent, that role has now been taken on by xkcd. In any comments section, someone will link to an xkcd cartoon, and it’s gotten to where I only have to see the number and context to know which it is.

For what it’s worth, one of my climbing buddies says the same things so often, I assigned them numbers, and for a while, we’d just say 2, or 5, or 21, and the locals knew which one you meant.

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Picture of the day, 9 October 2013

Union Station

Missed it by this much…

NSA didn’t interdict the communications of the Nairobi mall terrorists, despite their Twittering.

Defund them. Scatter their ashes to the wind. Their productive operations are illegal, and their legal operations are unproductive.

What a surprise

NSA illegally spied on MLK, and US senators.

If you think that's not going on now, you're an idiot. That's how they stay in power, and out of jail.

Disband it. Scatter its ashes to the wind.

 

Jurassic Park?

 

Tyrannosaurus rex, or just the air compressor three floors below kicking on again?

Yeah, this is supposed to be a scientific work environment.

 

New PR

19:58. The route changed, so I've been averaging 21:30 for a slightly longer, hillier, and more trafficed route. But today I hit all the lights, so about halfway through, what was gonna be a casual ride turned into a PR attempt. Traffic going down the hill, and half the ride not even trying, so I could probably get down to 19ish…

Picture of the day, 6 September 2013

mennonite

No privacy

Even if you try to use modern methods, you’re fucked.

And a contract sysadmin exposed it to the world. Why do you not think that the Russian Mafia/CS13/PLA has it?

It’s just good free-market economics. If one guy exposed it because he had morals, some other guy exposed it to the mob because he got paid big bux.

Picture of the day, 4 September 2013

LA