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Masking for life

There must be something in the air, and I think I know what it is…

I just saw a video of Benedict Cumberbatch reading something first written in 2011, but my experience with this has been post-pandemic, where it seems like all manners and rules are completely gone, everywhere [1]. Apparently this was a thing ten years earlier, though I was blessedly unaware. And then there was this blog at one of the better websites…

My thought since the eternal March 20, 2020 has been that I am never going to the gym again without a mask because every day, there’s someone who thinks that the appropriate function for the hand drier is to dry their balls [2]. Pandemic or no, not ever going into the gym again without a mask.

 

 

 
[1] don’t get me started on people who just drive with their brights on all the time, and get angry when you give them a courtesy blink. They know they are blinding people, and they mean to do it, and they don’t care that it makes everyone else a more dangerous driver. For example.
[2] and then there are the people who never wash their hands, or wipe a bench.

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Airplane movies 2025 so far

I’ve been flying quite a bit, but haven’t been finding too many airplane movies. If you remember the definition: something that’s maybe worth watching, but not worth saving to watch on a bigger screen.

In the theatre, I’ve seen Black Bag and 2001: A Space Odyssey in IMAX (also saw this at the Hollywood Bowl with the LA Phil and Gay Men’s Chorus), and that’s about it. I think Dune 2 was last year. I’ve been kind of busy.

Here’s what I’ve got so far:

  • My old ass: Pretty entertaining. Cute. The time twist angle blew past my dislike of coming of age stories.
  • Conclave: I struggled with the unbelievable premise that four Americans would be in the running for Pope. I’m not Catholic, but it just seemed really unrealistic to me. Then, along with The- West-Wing-wishful-thinking-twist, I was just fucking offended. In this time, pretending like something like that could happen is just West Wing fan service, and not realistic or helpful. Fuck you. That ain’t the way the world is going. The conservative Italian would have won going away.
  • Juror #2: This one went right with the times. Self centered assholes do the thing that’s best for them. Lots of hand-wringing but that’s it in the end. It’s no 12 Angry Men.
  • Count of Monte Christo: Entertaining, and now that I’ve seen this one, I don’t have to watch another one.
  • Anora: Pretty sexy, and I apologize to my Swiss seatmate, because United would have cut the shit out of this movie, and that’s what I expected. Nope! It was all there. Hope you were ok with quite a lot of pretty explicit sex. That said, it’s kind of a movie about fucked up kids who are getting more fucked up, so pretty sad in the end?
  • Alien Romulus: This movie removed IQ points from my brain. It was that bad. Just unbelievable beat after insulting fan service. Really, you have to do the same scene explaining the pulse rifle? Fuck you. Conservation of mass, energy, momentum, angular momentum not a thing here. Planetary rings are not solid surfaces. The artificial gravity goes on and off at convenient plot points. The aliens are fast except when they aren’t. The CGI was pretty lame. Ian Holm’s ghost should sue. Why are they using Fahrenheit? Hull integrity matters except when it doesn’t. You’d think someone at W-L would have seen a sci-fi movie and quarantined the ship. This was a dumb movie and I am dumber for having watched it. At least I didn’t pay.
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Gene and Val

For Gene Hackman, I watched some mid-tier things that I had missed before, like Runaway Jury.  Fine, but I always go back to Heist.  A whole movie of Hackman saying things like:

”He isn’t gonna shoot me? Then he hadn’t oughta point a gun at me. It’s insincere.”

“Don’t you want to hear my last words?” “I just did.”

“I’m not that smart.  I try to imagine a fella smarter than myself, then I ask myself, what would he do?”

The little smile at the end is perfect.

For Val Kilmer, of course there is Tombstone, and Top Gun, and Real GeniusSalton Sea, Kiss Kiss Bang Bang, and a bunch of forgettable stuff, but Spartan is the one I watch over and over.

“In the city, a reflection.  In the forest, a sound.”

“What about the desert?”

“You don’t want to go to the desert.”

Ebert liked them both, 3.5 and 4 stars respectively.

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Climate change will manifest as a series of disasters viewed through phones with footage that gets closer and closer to where you live until you’re the one filming it

 

Climate change will manifest as a series of disasters viewed through phones with footage that gets closer and closer to where you live until you’re the one filming it.

 

–(now-deleted) post by @PerthshireMags

 

 

 

It’s the best catch there is

I was looking for where I hid my license the other morning, because I was about to head out on a bike ride. Why do you bring your license, you ask? Riding a bike requires no license. California doesn’t require you to carry ID. I have an ID bracelet in case of emergency, and devices that set off alarms if I crash. These work. Ask me how I know.

Unless…

You are stopped by LEO for something. You don’t have to carry ID unless an officer says that you committed some infraction, in which case you have to show ID. Even if you didn’t commit an infraction, and can show the officer video proving it, not having ID in that case is an infraction. For which you will be written up.

So you don’t need an ID unless you do, in which case not having it is a ticketable infraction.

Ask me how I know…

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5000 images since I started this instance of this blog…

Original instance of web page (what was a blog? would have been started in the early 90s.

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