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Some animals are more equal than others

One law for us, another law for them.

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It’s not a bike lane…

  • if there are cars parked in it, ever.
  • if a car door opening can take me out.
  • if it’s got potholes or speedbumps or manhole covers or broken glass or worse asphalt than the street.

If any of those are true, it’s just a sucker lane, and I’m not going to be in it.

 

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No right to informational privacy, episode N in a series

Sigh. Don’t check your personal email at work. And whatever you do, don’t blow any whistles.

Aside from that, what a pain – everyone expects to be connected all the time now. If you’re expected to carry a work phone, don’t check your personal email on it.

I’m surprised I have to explain this to you (#N in a series)

California never really caught on to the whole left turn traffic light concept. Or rather, Californians are too easy going to want to sit for a signal. We assume that we’ll all work it out at the intersection. A bit optimistic… but, since there are comparatively few left turn traffic lights, the way we all get along is to have an unspoken left turn signal at the end of every green light. Oncoming cars aren’t too aggressive about running the yellow, and the cars sitting in the intersection all get to make the turn after the light turns yellow then red.

But the other half of this is that only cars in the intersection get to make the turn after the light changes. So all of you BMW drivers, pull out into the damn intersection! Otherwise, you’re the only one who gets to turn left, and everyone else gets hosed. The more cars pull out over the line, the better it is for all of us. It costs you nothing to have this courtesy for your fellow drivers – you’re going to get to turn left anyway. Just go ahead and pull out as far as is safe into the intersection, I’ll pull up behind you, and everyone wins. A foreign concept to BMW drivers, but in this instance, it’s not a zero-sum game. Everyone wins.

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Picture of the day, 31 January 2012

photo by: Coverboy

The new penalty for walking your dog off leash

I didn’t know that you needed to have your ID to walk the dogs. And so much for the “Am I being detained? No? Then I’m exercising my constitutional rights and walking away.”

I guess he’s “educated” now. As were the UC Davis protesters. Contempt of cop is a crime.

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Picture of the day, 26 January 2012

Quote of the day, 26 January 2012

The laws of probability, so true in general, so fallacious in particular.

–Edward Gibbon

Picture of the day, 25 January 2012

Inspired by Gursky

Shouldn’t be surprised

At this point, having biked an average of 2.5k miles per year for the last eight or nine years on city streets, I shouldn’t be surprised that a large fraction of drivers are willing to put my life, limb, health, and their treasure [1] in jeopardy just to get to a red light five seconds faster than they would if they stayed behind me.  Just to sit at a red light, and watch me pull up beside them to give them the finger.  15 seconds?  I can totally understand bunting me off into a curb and sending me into months of rehab if not a wooden box, in order to get to a red light 15 seconds earlier. Texting while driving is a big fine! Hitting a bicyclist probably has no consequences.

Oddly enough, moms with kids late for school are the worst.  I guess they don’t think I’m some mother’s son.  Their metaphoric flesh and blood is more important than my literal blood.

[1] I hereby state that my last will and testament, and final dying wish, should I die on my bike — as I fully expect to, for it is, by far, the most dangerous thing I have ever done — is for someone, anyone, to take the insurance and proceeds from my estate, and spend it suing whoever hits me for the rest of their natural born days [3].  Hopefully it’s a BMW X6 [2]. Take their car, take their house, take their money, take the 401k, take their kids college fund.  Pursue criminal charges.  Put them in FPMITA prison.  Salt the earth. Check the video for evidence.

[2] All BMW drivers are assholes. This is not a statement of prejudice; it is a statement of empirical fact.  If I see a BMW, I know, without fail, I’m about to be cut off.  But with my luck, it’ll be a beat up old Nissan gardening truck. Who won’t stop.

[3]  Or spend it on the dogs and booze.  What do I care, I’m dead.

Oddly enough, people trying to kill me, even without malice, gets my blood all hetted up.

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Quote of the day, 24 January 2012

The generation of random numbers is too important to be left to chance.

– Robert R. Coveyou

Picture of the day, 24 January 2012

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