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Kafka rolls over and gives up

Summary:

  • The government dropped a bomb on a U.S. citizen,
  • who, though a total dick and probably a criminal, may have been engaged only in propaganda,
  • which, though despicable, is generally protected by the First Amendment;
  • it did so without a trial or even an indictment (that we know of),
  • based at least in part on evidence it says it has but won’t show anyone,
  • and on a legal argument it has apparently made but won’t show anyone,
  • and the very existence of which it will not confirm or deny;
  • although don’t worry, because the C.I.A. would never kill an American without having somebody do a memo first;
  • and this is the “most transparent administration ever”;
  • currently run by a Nobel Peace Prize winner.

Merry Christmas!

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No longer citizens

Matt Taibbi calls it right:

But it seems to me that if you’re broke enough that you’re not paying any income tax, you’ve got nothing but skin in the game. You’ve got it all riding on how well America works.

You can’t afford private security: you need to depend on the police. You can’t afford private health care: Medicare is all you have. You get arrested, you’re not hiring Davis, Polk to get you out of jail: you rely on a public defender to negotiate a court system you’d better pray deals with everyone from the same deck. And you can’t hire landscapers to manicure your lawn and trim your trees: you need the garbage man to come on time and you need the city to patch the potholes in your street.

And in the bigger picture, of course, you need the state and the private sector both to be functioning well enough to provide you with regular work, and a safe place to raise your children, and clean water and clean air.

The entire ethos of modern Wall Street, on the other hand, is complete indifference to all of these matters. The very rich on today’s Wall Street are now so rich that they buy their own social infrastructure. They hire private security, they live on gated mansions on islands and other tax havens, and most notably, they buy their own justice and their own government.

An ordinary person who has a problem that needs fixing puts a letter in the mail to his congressman and sends it to stand in a line in some DC mailroom with thousands of others, waiting for a response.

But citizens of the stateless archipelago where people like Schwarzman live spend millions a year lobbying and donating to political campaigns so that they can jump the line. They don’t need to make sure the government is fulfilling its customer-service obligations, because they buy special access to the government, and get the special service and the metaphorical comped bottle of VIP-room Cristal afforded to select customers.

Want to lower the capital reserve requirements for investment banks? Then-Goldman CEO Hank Paulson takes a meeting with SEC chief Bill Donaldson, and gets it done. Want to kill an attempt to erase the carried interest tax break? Guys like Schwarzman, and Apollo’s Leon Black, and Carlyle’s David Rubenstein, they just show up in Washington at Max Baucus’s doorstep, and they get it killed.

and:

People like Dimon, and Schwarzman, and John Paulson, and all of the rest of them who think the “imbeciles” on the streets are simply full of reasonless class anger, they don’t get it. Nobody hates them for being successful. And not that this needs repeating, but nobody even minds that they are rich.

What makes people furious is that they have stopped being citizens.

Most of us 99-percenters couldn’t even let our dogs leave a dump on the sidewalk without feeling ashamed before our neighbors. It’s called having a conscience: even though there are plenty of things most of us could get away with doing, we just don’t do them, because, well, we live here. Most of us wouldn’t take a million dollars to swindle the local school system, or put our next door neighbors out on the street with a robosigned foreclosure, or steal the life’s savings of some old pensioner down the block by selling him a bunch of worthless securities.

But our Too-Big-To-Fail banks unhesitatingly take billions in bailout money and then turn right around and finance the export of jobs to new locations in China and India. They defraud the pension funds of state workers into buying billions of their crap mortgage assets. They take zero-interest loans from the state and then lend that same money back to us at interest. Or, like Chase, they bribe the politicians serving countries and states and cities and even school boards to take on crippling debt deals.

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Rules of the road, bike version

For those of you uncertain how to behave around bicycles:

  • Don’t pass coming up to a stop.  First, my brakes aren’t as good as yours.  I can’t stop as quickly.  When you pass me and stop, you’re taking away the margin I had given myself for coming to a stop.  Second, you don’t know which way I’m going.  I might be turning left, and now you’ve cut me off.  I might be turning right, and now I can’t see to turn right.  I might be going straight, and now you’ve forced me into cars.  Wait five seconds, would you?  Pass me when it’s safe.
  • Pass me when it’s safe.  I have no armor.  Your mirror hurts. I have to dodge road hazards that you can’t see and aren’t an issue for you, so I don’t travel in a straight line.  You don’t know what I’m going to do.  I sometimes can’t tell that you’re passing, due to the lack of rear view mirrors and the fact that you’re going way faster than me.  I might not know you’re there.
  • Corollary:  Give me room when you pass.  I can’t believe Arnie vetoed the three foot rule, but there you go.  What a fucking idiot, as events proved.

 

[NB:  To be updated as I think shit up.]

Lenticular

Lenticulars all over the place the last couple of days, but the report doesn’t show anything approaching…

A & M at the Quarry

New annoying driving trends

Annoying driving trends:

  • People leaving their headlights on bright ALL THE FREAKING TIME. Especially with the LED headlights.  Me flashing my brights at you? That means you’re blinding me.
  • People leaving their foglights on WHENEVER THEY’RE NOT BLINDING ME WITH THEIR BRIGHTS.  Those are bright too.  Especially if you’re in a truck, and behind me.

I’ve been noticing more and more of this over the last year.  I don’t think it’s just me;  it seems like more people just don’t understand the concept.

That is all.

 

 

The demise of SSC caused the current financial crisis

The cancellation of the Superconducting Super Collider was an idiot thing to do for any number of reasons. First, it still would have been the most powerful accelerator on earth, with the most luminosity. We would have found the Higgs in 1996, instead of not quite yet in 2011. We rarely get measurable quantities like this in history, but it’s easy to quantify this. Cancellation of the SSC set back particle physics by more than 15 years. That’s half my scientific lifetime (and a scientific career change) gone. And now that LISA has been cancelled…

It would have cost less to finish it than we had spent on it to that point. The fallacy of sunk costs, I know, but it’s a powerful fallacy.

But the most important reason is that canceling the SSC caused the financial meltdown of 2008. As I remember, there were about 2000 physicists working on building the SSC: the magnets, the detectors, the computers, triggers, cryogenics, etc. Back in the 90s, the US matriculated about 200 Ph.Ds per year in high energy particle physics (HEP). When the SSC was canceled, that dumped a ten-year supply of particle physicists on the market all at once. HEP is known to create self-serving bastards (cf. Rubbia, Ting, et al.); even the lesser ones get indoctrinated in the culture by their colleagues and advisors.

All those bastards had to get a job somewhere. Even those of us bastards who were unlucky enough to graduate at that time and had nothing to do with the SSC were affected. I surmise that a large number of HEP physicists, who are smart, amoral, self-serving, and really good with computers and algorithms, fell into the waiting arms of Wall Street. Some number would have done that in any case, but there just weren’t enough jobs at CERN, Brookhaven, SLAC, and TRIUMPH to absorb everyone. In some sense, I was lucky, because I was just starting my postdoc career, so I could start in at a low level, but if you were an established scientist, with a family and a mortgage, taking another postdoc probably wasn’t an option for you. Wall Street was.

Would the financial markets have melted anyway? Probably. The development of derivatives, CDOs, regulatory capture, the buying and selling of politicians and power, the increasing plutarchy would have happened anyway. The demise of the SSC simply accelerated it. Another quantifiable aspect.

I have no data other than anecdotal to back up this opinion. That’s for a social scientist to discover. Go nuts, guys. (Call it the BWare postulation. There’s already BWare’s law.) If so, it’s yet another reason to blame a short-sighted Congress for causing the long, slow recession we’re in. Aside for blaming them for HEP moving overseas, and the US no longer being a leader in that field.

[update 22 Feb 12] I talked to some people who might know about such things. One told me that in 1994, his entire graduating class of Ph.D Harvard physicists went to Wall Street. Another made the point that the banksters would have ruined the economy anyway, and that scientists couldn’t be held responsible for their employers machinations. To me this seems like the argument that it was the politicians who are responsible for nuclear weapons, not the scientists who actually built them. Or the commander, not the soldier who pulls the trigger.

Without the scientist, the soldier, weapons aren’t built, triggers not pulled. Each does things for their own reasons, which may not be the same as those who write the checks, but in the end, responsibility lies with each of us. Apportion responsibility as you will. I can only be responsible for my own actions, by the moral system I choose to live by.

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Season of the chimney

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Strike this

SFPD sergeant Peter Thoshinsky (helmet #2197) is recorded walking the police line, ordering his officers, “If they do not do what you tell them, strike them.”

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Quote of the day, 16 December 2011

“As an adolescent I aspired to lasting fame, I craved factual certainty, and I thirsted for a meaningful vision of human life—so I became a scientist. This is like becoming an archbishop so you can meet girls.”

–Matt Cartmill

“Of course, you become an archbishop to meet boys.

–Doug Nelson

“Scientists don’t meet girls either”

–me

or why I love BoingBoing comments.

Countenance

Look at me. Look at me. If you look away I will remove two stars.

Yelping with Cormac, December 2011

Genius.

Happy Bill of Rights day!

220 years. How are we doing?

  1. Let’s go check Zuccotti Park, or LA City Hall.   No protesters?  So much for assembly and speech. There’s still religion, unless you’re a Muslim, or an atheist (freedom from religion).
  2. Restricted, though a bit less so than it used to be, except here in lovely CA.
  3. [*]
  4. Just try to argue that a warrant is needed to search your mobile or your car, much less your email, tweets, FB, phone records, credit card bills.  I guess they still can’t look at which videos you rent.  Or check the length of your buggy whip. I’m guessing that they know what you’re streaming over Netflix.
  5. All gone. Ask the guys in Gitmo.  Or Jose Padilla.  Or Bradley Manning.  Or Susette Kelo.
  6. Bradley Manning again.
  7. $20, are you kidding me?  Try to get a jury trial for your parking ticket and watch the judge laugh.
  8. We still execute innocent people, don’t we?. And solitary confinement is only torture if other people do it. Like waterboarding, stress positions, sleep deprivation, pepper spray, rubber bullets, indefinite detention without charges. Etc.
  9. See Scalia’s proclamation that the Constitution gives us no right to informational privacy.
  10. Yeah, right.

[*] The third amendment is still in good shape.  We quarter our soldiers in Asia now.

The view out the window

Gentlemen, you can’t fight in here! This is the…

Gentlemen, you can't fight in here! This is the War Room!

Again, I’d like to believe that someone around here has a sense of humor, but it is sadly non-evident anywhere else.

Yes, that’s really a human figure engraved into the glass. Don’t ask me why. Looks remarkably like me.

Back to the future

Finally, returned to the second millennium. Charter finally fixed the connection after three truck rolls, 14 phone calls (I kid you not), and two weeks.

I suppose my reading-books percentage will go down as my keeping-up-with-the-blogs percentage goes up.