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People are always telling me how great Van Morrison is, but invariably the folks who choose VM on the jukebox always choose Steve Miller next. So I ain't buying it.

Totally predictable

Corporations are people, as are unborn fetii – women, not so much. Sorry about that.

This then is totally predictable:

“We’re not opposed to the practice of protecting and celebrating life set forth by your quaint, human Biblical standards,” said Ullman last week on Lou Dobbs Tonight. “But JCPenney is not that sort of company, for in his house at R’lyeh, dead Cthulhu waits dreaming. We see through the insignificance of your primitive ape society to the coming storm of insanity that is His rise.”

Autobahn

It was very pleasant driving around Utah [1]. As you drive from CA to NV to AZ to UT, the speed limits keep increasing, kinda like this:

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Mostly, it seems like the speed limits increasingly reflect reality as one drives north, like waking from the (very different) dream worlds of CA (cool sunshine) and NV (neon lights) and into the hard light of Utah (crazy AM talk radio and country-pop music). Increasing distances between NPR and LTE.

After you clear the I-15/215 merge above Rancho Cucamonga [2] into HST territory, traffic is largely going 80 anyway, and lots of times creeping to 90. Straight roads, visibility for miles, not a lot of traffic, especially after Vegas, why not?

The only danger is being a victim of revenue enhancement. The speeds don’t change, the highways don’t change, the cars don’t change, the drivers don’t change. The laws do, and inversely, the size of the ticket you’re going to get, which seems the only limiting factor. If the laws don’t reflect the way drivers vote with their feet, then everyone is a criminal.

People drive as fast as they feel safe, no matter the limit, and 80 from RC to SLC seems pretty safe. The Utah speed limit is just marking to market.

Coming home – devolution. The graphic in reverse. The speeds don’t change, but the anxiety level does.

[1] Except for that time I was driving a rental car and basically got pulled over have Jersey plates. No ticket though, so I guess – win? Cops are like doctors – the best you can hope for in any interaction is to come out the same as you went in.

[2] Best said in a Bugs Bunny voice.

Throw

I was driving around central Utah, and there’s pretty much nothing but C&W and crazy talk radio, so I tried a bit of both. First, country pretty much sounds like auto-tuned KISS pop to me (and KROQ plays a lot of music that sounds like what used to be on KISS).

Anyway, there’s not a lot of Faron Young DNA left there. Alt-country/punk (John Doe, X, the Blasters, fer crissakes), seem more country than anything I hear on a radio station.

More interesting to me is the party song on heavy rotation, Drink to That All Night, which has the lyric

That’s the kind of party that makes you throw up your hands up high

Compared to Lorde:

I’m kind of over gettin’ told to throw my hands up in the air.
So there

Quote of the day, 12 June 2014

“Again: as the profound calm which only apparently precedes and prophesies of the storm, is perhaps more awful than the storm itself; for, indeed, the calm is but the wrapper and envelope of the storm; and contains it in itself, as the seemingly harmless rifle holds the fatal powder, and the ball, and the explosion; so the graceful repose of the line, as it silently serpentines about the oarsmen before being brought into actual play—this is a thing which carries more of true terror than any other aspect of this dangerous affair.

“But why say more? All men live enveloped in whale-lines. All are born with halters round their necks; but it is only when caught in the swift, sudden turn of death, that mortals realize the silent, subtle, ever-present perils of life. And if you be a philosopher, though seated in the whale-boat, you would not at heart feel one whit more of terror, than though seated before your evening fire with a poker, and not a harpoon, by your side.”

— “Moby Dick, or, The Whale”, Herman Melville

The next question

Once again, the failure of the MSM in general, and NPR in particular, in the simplest sense of not asking the next question. The obvious question.

NPR is running a series on what one might find out about someone if they eavesdropped on them. Like, say, the NSA has been doing to the whole world. So one of their reporters has let someone else monitor his communications with similar tools – except he gets to unplug them if he's doing something embarrassing – I don't remember getting that option from the NSA.

At the end, there's this:

[Carrie Cordero] says because I am a U.S. citizen, the only way the intelligence community could collect my data is with an order from the Foreign Intelligence Surveillance Court, known as FISA. From the beginning of the Snowden affair, the NSA has insisted that all of this collection has been done from within a pre-existing legal framework. Roughly, it works this way:

If you're living abroad and you're not a citizen of the United States, the NSA has a great deal of freedom to try to collect and analyze your data. If you're doing business with a U.S. company or using a U.S.-based service, any kind of bulk collection program has to be approved by the U.S. attorney general. If you're in the U.S. or are a U.S. citizen, no matter where you are in the world, this kind of collection is supposed to be subject to a FISA court order.

But it stops there. It doesn't mention that basically the FISA court basically never turns down a request from the NSA. And doesn't mention that even the toothless FISA court has threatened to sanction the NSA for ignoring the toothless procedures that are in place. And that basically the Obama and Bush administration have set up programs that completely circumvent the FISA court. And that there is no adversarial process, so it's not really a legal proceeding in the Perry Mason sense (Law and Order? Perry Mason is getting a bit stale – I don't think even I ever saw the first run of one of those, just reruns).

NPR just leaves it there, as though the FISA court was some protection of your rights. When your only protection is that probably the NSA is not interested in you. But that's a sad way to live your life, hoping that you never become interesting enough to be interested in. And it seems like you've already lost if that's how you're moving through life.

But the NSA isn't really designed to prevent anything. It's a Cardinal Richelieu machine, designed to find the six lines it can use to hang you.

 

Applies in science too

Warren Buffett (h/t BDL):

My most surprising discovery: the overwhelming importance in business of an unseen force that we might call “the institutional imperative.” In business school, I was given no hint of the imperative’s existence and I did not intuitively understand it when I entered the business world. I thought then that decent, intelligent, and experienced managers would automatically make rational business decisions. But I learned over time that isn’t so. Instead, rationality frequently wilts when the institutional imperative comes into play.

For example: (1) As if governed by Newton’s First Law of Motion, an institution will resist any change in its current direction; (2) Just as work expands to fill available time, corporate projects or acquisitions will materialize to soak up available funds; (3) Any business craving of the leader, however foolish, will be quickly supported by detailed rate-of-return and strategic studies prepared by his troops; and (4) The behavior of peer companies, whether they are expanding, acquiring, setting executive compensation or whatever, will be mindlessly imitated.

Twice as much

There’s a new movie popping up on Netflix starring not just one, but TWO of my if-he/she-is-in-it-don’t-go-see-it actors: The Frozen Ground. Without actually looking at that IMDB page, I’m guessing it was S2V.

Yeah, Cusack has done some things I liked (Grifters), but I think the last one was Grosse Point Blank. Even though when I think about it in the cold hard light of day, he was horribly miscast. But I watch it every time I come across it. That was in the last millenium, though. Pretty much everything he’s been in since then, his presence has been (or should have been) a sign of a bad movie.

And for Cage, that’s everything since Red Rock West (1995). Yeah, LLV was a great performance, in a movie, that like Under The Volcano, I never need to see again. And probably would be happier if I hadn’t seen the first time.

And there are of course other actors in that category – Leo, Sandler, Barrymore (luckily they tend to star together and only kill one movie at a time), Broderick, Travolta, Carrey, Spacey (yes, Spacey – what was the last good movie he was in? And I liked House of Cards!). I’m skeptical of Denzel, Keanu, Cruise, Jackson, and any number of other actors who are basically not actors but just get hired to play the only character they know how to play (themselves), but that doesn’t stop them from making something fun to watch every great while.

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Watchdogs

The NYT has a new editor, after their botched and sexist firing of the first woman editor of the NYT.

Of course, a previous editor spiked one of the first NSA stories in 2004. The new editor has a history of spiking stories about the NSA too, in 2007.

“[W]e could not figure out what was going on”, based on Klein’s highly technical documents

and by “we”, he means Dean Blaquet, the new editor of the NYT.

So if you’re spineless, and going to a spineless institution, and maybe not that bright, does the future of the NYT look better or worse? Even just from the standpoint of understanding a newspapers role in a digital world, killing the NSA story because you didn’t understand it doesn’t bode well. I’d short their stock.

It also turns out that perhaps the NSAs counterpart in the UK, GCHQ had other motives in the seemingly stupid trashing of the computers used by the Guardian to report the Snowden story.

This didn’t make sense at the time, but now given the new revelations about how the NSA is intercepting hardware to infect it before it’s shipped, the mind boggles. It now looks very much like they were there to destroy the evidence that the Guardian’s computers were compromised. Which means they likely knew about everything Greenwald and Snowden beforehand. Wheels within wheels. The mind boggles.

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Picture of the day, 13 May 2014

That darned Constitution, which he swore to uphold

Big Brother is already using drones to spy on everyone:

Sgt. Douglas Iketani acknowledges that his agency hid the experiment to avoid public opposition. “This system was kind of kept confidential from everybody in the public,”he said. “A lot of people do have a problem with the eye in the sky, the Big Brother, so to mitigate those kinds of complaints we basically kept it pretty hush hush.”

Stupid Fourth Amendment, particularly describing the place to be searched.

Seriously, the part in question is the “unreasonable” criteria. But if you think that if you told the public (“To Protect and Serve”, it says on the side of the car that almost hit me this morning), they'd be opposed, that pretty much answers the “is it reasonable” question. It's not.

This seems kind of a big deal

“Inline with industry standards”

Those words are not a euphemism for “we’re going to make things better.”

Not even close

I gave it six months. It didn’t even take five.

The non-professional, non-trained, non-police TSA now wants armed TSA agents at checkpoints. In addition to the Stasi papers-please and prison patdowns, now we’ll have ill-trained guards armed with automatic weapons. Welcome to your third-world country.

Like the TSA causes more crime than it prevents terrorism, I predict that the TSA will kill more people than it saves.

I take no joy in being right about this. It’s just predictable.

I’ll also predict they’ll expand out of airports soon.

How

How did I not know about the Mountain Goats 20 years ago?