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Old skool

They replaced all the old POTS phone with VoIP phones, which are basically digital. Except they look pretty much just like the old phones. And sadly, have the same crappy user interface. Make a mistake dialling, and you have to hang up and start over. There's no delete button – why not?

It's skeumorphism in all the bad ways – they imitated the analog so slavishly that there are very few benefits to being digital.

And what genius decided to make the outside line 9, as in hit 9-1-626-867-5309 to dial an outside number. No, no one is ever going to fat-finger 911.

Nested

I came >< this close to buying a Nest thermostat (was kinda waiting for V2.0). Just the kind of gadget I'm predisposed to, and I've been looking into remote home automation – turning lights on and off remotely, etc.

Now I'm really glad I didn't. Well, relieved is a better word.

X of the year 2013

Climbing: El Chontacoatlan, Taxco del Alarcon, Guerrero, Mexico, Thanksgiving. I sent Mantis, the first pitch of Mala Fama, and Procopio, all third try. Great climbing, fun partners, one of the best trips ever. This is my favorite kind of climbing. Close second: Maple, May and September. Sent ZT and 49, several one-fall burns on Dry Times and Functional Idiot, and two two-fall burns on Spacelord. Also good trips to the Gold Wall (Hillbilly Limestone, Subdivision, Regeneration, Aurum, Check Engine), and Column of the Giants (Sugar Brown).

This is probably my best climbing year ever. I sent a bunch of 12s at various places in a few tries, including a very good day at Bear Crag where I did Jagged Sky and Mercy Buckets back-to-back. I even got to where I could do the warm-up and the one next to it on a fairly regular basis. I should have put in that wall years ago. Thanks for all the holds Nino.

Climbing gear of the year: La Sportiva Solutions, and Send Downgrader thighpads. Holy cow. Everyone’s caught up to 5.10 in rubber, and the fit and performance of these shoes is just amazing. For years I put up with 5.10s crappy fit (other than the Moccasym which is still a great shoe, but seriously, for almost every other 5.10 shoe, who has fucked-up heels like that?) and lousy quality (fast breakdown of fit, broken velcro, delaminations) because the rubber was just so much better than everything else. Sure, you could buy Boreals or Sportivas and have them resoled with 5.10 if you wanted to add $50 to a $150 pair of shoes. Come to think of it, Solutions are about $175, so you’re kinda still doing that. But they’re comfortable, perform, stick, and are high quality. Just light years beyond the Teams that 5.10 made to compete with them. Or anything else. So I think from now on, Moccasyms or Sportiva.

And if you’re crawling up routes (cough, Jailhouse, Chonta, CotG, Maple), the Send thighpads (I’m on a campaign to call them what they are) are the shiz.

Magnetron locking carabiners are pretty good too, as are belay glasses.

Climbing class of the year: The falling and movement class from Arno Ilgner. While I’m not a big fan of the self-help woo of Warrior’s Way (and I always want to say it like “Wayne’s World”), my logical mind does appreciate the logical way of thinking about climbing that Mr. Ilgner presents, more especially in Espresso Lessons. After a couple of decades of climbing, including scary stuff, it’s nothing I didn’t know, but like the proper notation in physics, just writing it down in the right way makes it more obvious. You can say there are four Maxwell equations, and work for years to understand how they’re Lorentz invariant, symmetric, relativistic, or you can write them down in the proper way and it becomes obvious. Arno Ilgner helps me think about it in an obvious way. And I could have done the exercises in his books without the class, but doing them in a class with instruction was truly worth it. I recommend it to anyone who has trouble with their head, or falling. And to anyone who doesn’t yet know how to give a soft catch.

Exhibit of the year: Eggleston at the Met. I didn’t like Eggleston at first, but he grows on me. Also Morell at the Getty, where I got to sneak along with a group of patrons he was guiding, which was fun. Serendipity. Pier 24 is what all art exhibits ought to be. Man Ray/Lee Miller at the Legion of Honor (yeah, I know, 2012), Oldenburg at MOMA. Crewdson at LACMA was eye-opening, thinking about photography.

I have tickets to Turrel at LACMA in a week so I’m excited about that.

Music of the year: Nothing hit me on the head like the National did a couple of years ago, not even the new National. I listened to a lot of new stuff on Spotify. I like the Mountain Goats, but they’re not new. Just new to me.

Book of the year: still waiting for something to grab me like Lost Books of the Odyssey did last.

Movie of the year: Anchorman 2 is probably the worst thing I’ve ever seen. Nothing stood out as awesome, though I’ve been saving Upstream Color for a rainy day when I can give it my full attention. American Hustle was good.

TV show of the year: Archer. I laugh out loud every episode. Justified is good, I’m still working through Breaking Bad, and 30 Rock is missed, especially Alex Baldwin. Walking Dead got slow and pointless. I need to try Louie CK.

Non-climbing gear of the year: I’m fully converted to iPad-dom now. Love it. Also this retina MBP is pretty satisfying, especially with a Belkin Thunderbolt dock and an IPS monitor and a half-dozen disks connected. I also invested in a light alarm clock, which is so much better a way to get up for the 5 A.M. gym call than an obnoxious buzzer. The NEX-6 is a good camera, but I still love the D700, which just fits my hand. I haven’t pulled the trigger on a D800 yet – maybe if the price falls. Though the one request I’ve had from buyers is to print bigger, and the D700 is about the limit for the Epson 3880 (which I’m also very happy with, despite needing to replace the cartridges now for $450. Ouch). And I’m happy with Mavericks, which restored printing to the Epson and the Phaser, although it’s not clear that I have my color profiles sorted yet. Still too dark. I had this fixed then something changed.

Syncing is also a strong contender. Evernote, Dropbox, iCal, Contacts, etc. As is Siri, who is starting to get me though she can’t pronounce names and once made me laugh for five minutes about a missed voice recognition (“can I borrow your tent” became “can I borrow your tits”. I sent it anyway.).

Easy unbreakable encryption of email and cell phone would be a champion if someone could make this happen.

Personally: The Forerunner says I ran or cycled 1258.88 miles this year, though I didn’t always carry it so that’s an under. But yeah, not my best year in mileage. On 31 December 2012, I was averaging 6:36 per mile when I executed a class 2 ankle sprain. Then at the end of April I had an unfortunate encounter with the dread poodle-dog bush and clindamycin, both of which had a months-long ill effect. About which the less said, the better. Avoid the dread PDB. So not my best year for overall fitness, though I’m climbing as well as I ever have, so go figure.

In an encounter that even the most rank S2V rom-com would reject as too Hollywood meet-cute, I met someone I really liked, a lovely, nice young cyclist. But hey, I live in Hollywood, or close enough. Even though it didn’t work out, the good news was that I seized the chance, didn’t blow it. At least not entirely. Still debating that one in my head. At least I didn’t walk away regretting a missed chance. And still… it could happen.

Sequestration, flat or shrinking science budgets, and JWST sucking all the air out of the room for basically the rest of my scientific lifetime means that I pushed all in against the wrong flop late in the game. But what are you gonna do? I had aces in the pocket, position, and a good sized stack. It was the right decision. The EV was good. Sometimes the flop doesn’t hit you.

Person of the year: Edward Snowden. Fuck the pope, and fuck Time. Let me know when the pope supports contraception, women priests, and priests being married. Or even not molesting little boys. Until then it’s all talk, and talk is cheap. Snowden actually did something, at great cost to himself.

Dogs of the year: Alex and Milo, of course.

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A nation of laws, not men

Unless you’re the head of national intelligence, or a major bank. Then you can commit perjury or launder billions in drug money with absolute impunity.

God forbid you hit a few home runs or win a few TdFs or have more than a few thousand dollars in cash while driving through Texas or have a pipe in your pocket in NYC or soap in your car in North Carolina. Then you can expect to spend some time in prison or be bankrupted.

Bad moves

Anchorman 2 is quite possibly the worst movie I’ve ever seen.

Pitch for a third movie – having given $44 to Will Farrell, a team of movie lovers must stop the making of Anchorman 3 at all costs.

In any other year, however, Pacific Rim would be up there in the running for the Prometheus award.

Wrong assumptions

So I’ve been catching up on my reading, which is to say, I might have picked up a bit of the breakbone fever down in Taxco. On one of the semi-regular trots to the back of the house, I managed to pluck one of the climbing rags from the stack [1].

The saddest thing is it only takes one trip to read the whole thing anymore.

Anyway, there’s a apparently a semi-regular thing in the mag from a guy living in a van, climbing full-time. He climbs 5.9-ish, which is no problem. Moderate climbers should have a voice in the rags too. It was not always thus. In this column, he’s sketching on WI2+ (not that there’s anything wrong with that) and wondering whether he should go sport-climbing, or bouldering, which he sucks at. Whether he wants to be Hayden Kennedy or Chris Sharma. Conrad Anker or Daniel Woods. Generation Rad or Generation Trad? In the end, he decides that he’d rather be in the mountains.

But here’s the thing. It’s a false dichotomy. Because all those people climb 5.13 sport without blinking. Kennedy and Anker climb well in the mountains because they’re absolutely solid at higher grades. And that’s always been true, whatever 5.topend is, for whatever era. Pick your alpine hero. He or she might have been climbing 5.10 at the top end, but 5.11 was the top end then. And more likely, he or she was climbing 5.11.

Maybe this guy doesn’t want to put in the time at the gym, or the boulders, or the crags, clipping up. But the people he’s using as examples are bad examples.

Modern alpinists might not be amongst the best sport climbers in the world, but they’re not slouches. If they’re firing 5.11 A3 WI4 in Patagonia, it’s because they’ve got 5.13, and A5, and M7 solidly in their skillset. They clip bolts. They hangdog. They project. They train. Then, when they go to the mountains, they send.

Sure, you can find examples of people who don’t, and didn’t, do this. But it’s the exception, not the rule. More so now than ever.

Generation Trad or Generation Rad – there’s no such thing. Generation Trad climbs 5.12 on bolts. Generation Rad frees El Cap. Ueli Steck solos 5.13! You think he got there without clipping a bolt or two — thousand?

Climbing well in alpine means moving fast on moderate territory, whatever “moderate” means to you. The truth is, lots of times in the mountains you’re off-route or close enough and climbing harder than you’d like anyway, and you still have to move fast, because sunset or the storm, is unforgiving. But if you can climb 5.12 with the bolt at your feet, then WI4 is not that difficult. You might get cold, or scared, or make wrong decisions, but you’re not gonna fall because you get pumped. That’s off the menu.

Lots more things open up in the mountains if you’re strong at the grade. And for the most part, you don’t get strong at the grade by practicing that grade in the mountains. You push one limit at a time. Either difficulty or danger. Not both.

Robbins got strong practicing at Tahquitz, not Yosemite. Lynn Hill got strong working the World Cup, not the Nose. Look at the people setting the standards in alpine places. The Hubers. Glowacz. Sharma! He didn’t get invited to join the free attempt of one of the hardest routes on El Cap because he had been practicing on El Cap. El Cap makes you weak. Training at Oliana (or the Stronghold) makes you strong for El Cap.

I thought Piana and Skinner had settled this years, ago, but somehow the rad or trad attitude remains. It’s not a logical OR.

The funny thing is, and I know that authors don’t write the titles, is that the title is “The Sorrows and Joys of Being an All-Rounder”, when the author isn’t an all-rounder at all. He can’t boulder. He can’t sport climb. He’s not good at ice, or trad, or alpine, so far as I can tell. There’s no all-round here. “Jack of all trades” means you’re maybe not the best at everything, but you’re good at everything. It doesn’t mean you’re lousy at everything.

I’m not meaning to pick on this dude. He’s living the dream. Living out of his van. Climbing every day. The beautiful thing about climbing is everyone climbs as hard as they can, all the time, whether that’s 5.6 or 9b. Fucking A. Go for it. Do what you want.

But this Rad or Trad false dichotomy still exists, enough so that it gets published in a major climbing publication in 2013 CE, and that’s what I’m addressing. It’s a distortion of reality, and it’s not based on any observation of what’s happening in climbing. Now, or for the last two decades. If you think this, you aren’t paying attention.

There is no Trad. There is no Rad. There is only climbing, and how much any individual chooses to focus on any aspect at this time.

It’s not a mystery how you get better – you train. It shouldn’t be a mystery that everyone — everyone — you read about in the mags and the alpine journals clips a lot of bolts or pulls on plastic or falls on pads, whether that’s their primary motivation or not. And those ORs are probably ANDs.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

[1] I don’t read them very often because it’s basically the same articles about the same places and the same techniques, periodicity very short now. Largely by, and about the same people. If not actually the same people. Jeezus H Keerist, another Stonemaster article. I predict next month a Tobin Sorenson article. All those guys are old, fat or dead. As will I be soon.

[1b] The Stonemasters, by the way, held back climbing in the US for at least a decade. While great climbers, sure, the ethics they passed down, and their disdain for modern techniques, tactics, and training still holds back American climbers.

[1c] There are three reasons why American climbers aren’t in general as good as Europeans. The first is we just don’t have enough limestone. The second is the point above. The third is a consequence of the first two – most of us aren’t around good enough climbers. If you’re around 5.N climbers, you’ll climb at least 5.N-1. A few exceptionally motivated individuals will climb 5.N+1. If you’re around 5.15 climbers, 5.14 seems pretty possible. There are only a few 5.15s in the US, and all the US 5.15 climbers live in Europe. So 5.14 is top end in the US, and most places have a plethora of 5.13 climbers. In Europe, 5.14 is NBD, and until the US has tons of 5.14s everywhere, and 5.15 climbers, the best will still go to EU to climb.

[2] I notice that the mag has a tribute to Layton Kor, a tasteful magazine cover from the 80s (not words often used in that combination). It doesn’t compare well to the current issue which looks like a bad mixup of People and PopSci.

[3] I stopped subscribing after subscribing for decades, then started again when they gave me basically free ($5 for a year plus a free carabiner). Time to stop again I think. They’re not writing for me when it’s Yet Another article about nutcraft, by Jeff Achey. Great guy, by the way. Also climbs pretty reasonably high sport and solos El Cap. An all-rounder if you will.

Picture of the day, 15 December 2013

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Blu-ray is dead

to me anyway. I just got 45 minutes into a movie, paused it while I did something else for a bit, then came back and hit start. And it did.

At the beginning. With the unskippable FBI warning not to pirate. Which obviously I did not, as if I had, I’d not be watching the FBI warning. Because pirated versions of this movie don’t include this. It’s user punishment for honest people. Then the seven previews, four of which are for movies I’ve already seen, and the other three I don’t want to. These are unskippable also.

So after hitting FF and skip three times, while trying to fast forward back to where I was, and getting the “that operation is not supported during this section of the video”, I gave up and quit. That movie is ruined for me. I guess I just wasn’t that into watching Richard Gere kill his lover and get away with financial misdeeds. Rich people problems.

Blu-ray is largely ruined for me. From now on, I’m either streaming or finding alternative methods to watch movies I’m interested in. Buying the disks doesn’t seem to be an option, because I’m not signing up for more punishment.

If you punish your customers enough, if you make the honest people jump through hoops to use your product, how good is your business model? I guess the court-enforced monopoly thing works for a while. Til it doesn’t. But then it really doesn’t.

Marked to market

Putting more lie to the “shocked, shocked” meme.

Collaboration with the spies is being marked to market. Chickens are coming home to roost. Pick your metaphor.

I think it’s unlikely these will get very far in the courts, but it means I’m not the only one having these thoughts.

Wrong company

So Evil Megacorp bought a robotics company.

Clearly I’m not a mega-evil-genius (though I’m open to offers), but it seems to me that scary robots are something that pretty much anyone with a few million dollars can build. Patents are expired, the field is open to anyone. Boston Dynamics built some cool tech, but people have been doing that for at least two decades now [1].

But powering those robots? It’s the same problem everyone’s got. Chemistry only gives you so much power in a limited space. Batteries are heavy. Energy distribution systems are set up to deliver electricity and fossil fuels. Hydrogen costs more to make than it delivers – plus it blows up real good. And has a horrible carbon footprint. Physics has better energy density, but RTGs are low power, expensive, hard to make, and bring whole nother set of problems. Anytime you start packing lots of energy in a small space, the propensity to go boom (even if it’s other people stealing your materials to make things go boom) increases [2].

You have to make a better battery. That doesn’t blow up if it’s looked at funny. Better living through better chemistry. Well for robots anyway.

Figure out a better battery and you’ll own the world. Otherwise in the upcoming dystopian skynet future, those robots are going to be scattered metallic and CF carcasses, plundered for their copper and rare earths.

Plus then the iPhone battery would last more than a day. Which I’m sure will be important when I’m trying to hide from the aerial robotic autonomous drones. Wait. We already have those.

[1] and by “people”, I mean people paid by Your Government. Like rocket science, the internet, medicine, computers, and roads, this stuff only gets done if the government (“you”) pays for the unprofitable research for decades until it becomes profitable for the brilliant tycoons to adopt it wholesale and take credit for going the last mile.

Which is as it should be. It just bothers me that those same BTs are so often conservative or libertarian and would happily broast the golden goose, or at least donate campaign contributions to those building the fires. Not unlike the unemployed woman I heard on NPR yesterday who’s upset that her unemployment benefits are coming to an end. Yes, she’s a Republican. Always has been, always will be. Why do you ask?

[2] Gasoline turns out to be a pretty awesome energy source. Aside from the whole ruining the world by heating it up thing. One wonders what happens on a world that evolves intelligent life, but doesn’t go through the whole fossil-fuel-forming geologic eras, snowball earths, mass extinctions,etc. (IANAG). If you only had wood fuels, would you build an internet?

And you kids get off my lawn

I get an insane number of emails, texts, and phone calls every day. Toss in notifications from calendars, applications, WWF, etc., and the desktop, laptop, tablet, and both phones would be ringing constantly and simultaneously if I let them. I got tired of that on about day two of the iPhone 3G.

And I'm an anti-social loser. Imagine if I had family or friend. Or if the dogs could text.

Yet here in cubicle land, there are still a few people who either can't figure out how to silence the notifications on more than one of their devices. Even in meetings. It doesn't take more than a few before the beeping is constant. Heck, they probably like it. But it's insane-making.

Turn your notifications to silent. It's rude. And get a set of headphones.

[ObJoeBob] I'm surprised I have to explain this to you.

Yeah, someone around here (or more than one) has their phone set to stun for every email they get. It got old for me on day one. I guess they'll never get tired of that noise.

Picture of the day, 7 December 2013

Bumper cars

When your employees can’t afford a Model T

Henry Ford realized this a long time ago, whatever his other faults. He both made the car cheap enough, and wages high enough, that his own employees could afford one.

Those days are gone, however, and we’re not talking about cars, we’re talking about food. Walmart employees aren’t paid enough to afford food at their place of employment.

The difference is that Ford couldn’t ship his products overseas. He had to keep his customer base able to buy. Corporations now don’t view the home market as important anymore. They can always get another customer somewhere else who will pay the price. So who cares if their own employees can’t be customers.

Gravity: review

Aside from the minor orbital mechanics impossibilities and the Spielbergian dead kid tear-jerking, why did she keep taking off her helmet? If you were entering a spacecraft you had never been inside in the middle of a debris storm that had caused every one else to abandon ship, would you take your helmet off? I think I’d leave it on.

Of course the reason she took it off was because you don’t give Sandra Bullock 10 points of the gross and then hide her in a bulky spacesuit and helmet for 95 minutes. Same reason the pilots in BSG had helmet lights shining in their eyes – you couldn’t see their faces otherwise.

Does this make sense at all?

Does this make sense at all?

I’d also hunt around a couple of minutes for more oxygen before I cast off on an unplanned space walk, even if the ship were destroyed. Gotta be an oxygen bottle around here someplace.

I don’t care if you break the laws of physics, but logical people (doctors, astronauts, scientists) should be logical within your own movie. This is the same problem Prometheus had. Not science – character.

Anyway, it was an effective use of 3D (and one which didn’t give me a headache), except when it pulled me out to wonder why the dead kid [1] and why are supposedly smart people being stupid.

[1] Same as I cringe when I see a dog in a movie anymore – I know the dog is going to get it. Cats never get it, they just cause minor characters to get got.

The invisible hand writes, and having written, moves on

There are two competing pro-NSA and anti-whistleblower [1] narratives out there. The most obvious one is that Snowden is a traitorous flake (pole-stripper girlfriend! bad employee review!) who’s just waiting for the highest bidder (China! Russia!) to sell the NSAs secrets, worse than Manning’s data-dump [2].

The second is, secrets?!? What secrets? Everyone knows we were spying on everyone. Everyone does it! It’s the Casablanca defense – I’m shocked, shocked, that gambling is going on here.

The first has turned out to be false in every instance. It’s just throwing shit againt the wall knowing that it’ll keep stinking for a long time. And there are plenty of shills either paid for by the Deep State or useful idiots out there to keep spreading it around everytime it pops up [3].

But the second has been disproved by the all-seeing, all-knowing, all-dancing market.

Cisco, and other American equipment and internet companies are losing contracts, and taking market hits as a result.

If “everyone knew,” the market would have priced this prior knowledge into the share price of these companies. The NASDAQ response would be a giant yawn. There would be no change, and no loss of overseas contracts. The all-knowing free-market is telling us everyone didn’t know, and the cost of NSA backdoor spying is now being marked to market. Also the cost of these companies meek acquiescence to the Deep State.

The free market has spoken.

Worse, this is much like the cases we find out about through the Innocence Project. Innocent man imprisoned, released on DNA evidence 20 years later. We all feel good, but truth is, the guilty man walked free for those 20 years, committing other crimes.

Here, the entire intelligence apparatus of the US is focused on finding out what Snowden did, and how to get him and punish him. But what one man did for patriotism, another did for money, and long before. Someone out there had access to the same data as Snowden. He just didn’t make it public, and took a huge cash payoff from the people they’re worried Snowden will sell us out to.

It’s already happened. They just didn’t know it.

They also didn’t know they were going to break the World-Wide Internet, though that is also going to be the end result of their actions.

[1] Not just Snowden, though he has received the lion’s share of attention. Also Binney, Tice, Drake, Klein, Tamm, Fellwock

[2] Manning, of course, didn’t. The journalists he trusted (some of them with The Guardian) released a passphrase to the encrypted file.

[3] If you doubt this is true, Fox News has had their people doing this for years. Do not think the NSA/CIA/FBI has not been mounting the same sort of propaganda campaign as a cable news channel?

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